Where is paulie banali?

I recently read in Independent Political Report comments that paulie Cyberpig banali is “indisposed”, “on hiatus”.
I noticed his usually prolific commenting was missing.
Does anyone know anything about this?
This is the most important time in libertarian politics; the run up to the presidential nomination.
Even I recognize and have publicly stated how important banali is. Virtually indispensable at IPR. Highly IP talented. Petitioner par excellence.
So where is he? What is his excuse?
Maybe he became a liability to The ZOG and was disappeared?
Wo ist ehr? Was ist los?
Habeas corpus. Where is he?

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19 Responses to Where is paulie banali?

  1. National Bolshevik Green says:

    Recent satellite and electronic surveillance by friends of friends in the Russian intelligence community reveal that paulie bannali had been living in the back of a 1986 Fleetwood Bounder RV in Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama. He was traveling with a woman who is believed to be from Texas and who has been involved in the Texas LP in recent years. They were spotted camping out in places like RV campgrounds, state parks, one night in a Walmart parking lot, a couple of nights at interstate truck stops along I 20, a couple of nights in front of a church on a rural route in Alabama, etc.

    Banali was seen engaging in suspicious activities such as gathering, carrying and stacking wood, tending to fires, taking stuff in and out of the RV to have it cleaned, walking to the store to get beer and ice etc., throwing logs he had gathered on the fire, walking dogs, and so on and so forth. His most recent known job was a short stint running around all over Jefferson County, Alabama, to try to get the LP qualified there, which he returned to in late February after the county election officials claimed that the validity rate on the previously submitted petitions was 41%, contradicting LP officials double check of the validity database which revealed 78% were valid. On primary election day March 1st, banali and his traveling companion were spotted in what appeared to be signature gathering activities in Gardendale, Alabama, from approximately 9 am to 2 pm or so when the rain started, after which they were seen driving to and from and entering and exiting the courthouse in downtown Birmingham, and driving back to Tannehill state park in a rented Uhaul van.

    The RV we have been told has a big sign that says if the RV is rocking don’t come knocking and the RV was indeed often times seen rocking. It is believed that most of the places banali was parked do not have very good internet wifi connections and/or that he was too busy with numerous mundane activities to engage his internet addiction very much. He was also overheard on electronic surveillance calling around and looking for petition jobs, looking at setting up tables at flea markets, and so on. Our sources claim there was a lot of alcohol use going on and some smoking of marijuana from time to time, and lots of arguing and yelling with his travel partner.

    We don’t know for sure how reliable our supposed Russian Federation intelligence community contacts are so we advise using caution with this report.

  2. Dude says:

    likely story

  3. Redrum 781 says:

    The voices in my head tryin their best to command me
    They claim that I’m insane cause they don’t understand me
    Lil’ Stretch comin’ in with a roll call
    And fuck all Crabs cause you should’ve been a B-Dog

  4. Dude says:

    Who cares? He’s a homo and a hobo. Nobody gives a shit where he is. Hopefully he just stays gone.

  5. Redrum 781 says:

    So I hopped on the walls and startedfellow@man.com sprayin’
    Aimin’ for the door waitin’ for the Crabs to bum rush
    For the head turnin’ brains into slush

  6. Redrum 781 says:

    So I hopped on the walls and started sprayin’
    Aimin’ for the door waitin’ for the Crabs to bum rush
    For the head turnin’ brains into slush

  7. Dude says:

    Is “Redrum 781” a closet homosexual?

  8. Dude says:

    Latest report from sources is that banali will not be back on IPR. That is all I am allowed to say at this time.

  9. Come on Dude. Give it up.

  10. Dude says:

    Sorry, nope. I’ll let you know if and when I am cleared to do so.

  11. Dude says:

    Maybe they will let you come back now that he is finally gone for good.

  12. “…gone for good.”
    What do you mean? Dead?

  13. Dude says:

    Gone from IPR and not coming back there. Unfortunately, the pig is still alive. Hopefully not for too much longer.

  14. paulie has been described as being virtually essential to IPR.
    So in the IPR world, this would be big.
    What are they going to do without him?

  15. Dude says:

    They seem to be doing just fine without him. I don’t really see anyone missing his sorry obese homo hobo ass. Just like in the real world, no one will miss him when he at long last finally croaks, if anyone does happen to notice it will just make them smile.

  16. I don’t want him just gone.
    I want him gone in a way that proves what he did and how it was not good.
    Not just disappear.

  17. Dude says:

    That may well be coming too. We shall see.

  18. Dude says:

    I bet it will happen pretty soon.

  19. Dude says:

    One cyberpig luau coming right up…

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